they can smell fear

can i just tell everybody how much i truly hate public transportation.  i have honestly been trying so hard to like it, after all it's going to be the main way that i travel in australia right? today when i got off work i was going to go out to my aunts house in salt lake (that's where i'm living right now) so i got on a bus right? it was starting to snow but it wasn't that bad.  so any way I was riding the bus it was warm so i really couldn't complain (it's the simple pleasures in life that make us happy).  i had a transfer up at the u, it really should have been a simple transfer.  so when i got off the bus i kinda got all turned around and lost.  that's what happens wen you go to the u. it's an awful place.....

side note: last winter semester my comms teacher offered extra credit to any student who went up to the U and went to this guest lecture.  so obviously i went.  i drove up to slc and i was so sure that it was going to be easy to find the civil engineering building.  wrong. i spent 45 minutes walking around the campus trying to find that stupid building.  to add to the awfulness i had to pee... i almost peed my pants! when i finally found the building i had missed half of the lecture and had to sit on the floor because there weren't any seats left.... oh well i still got my extra credit.... but like i said the u is awful! 

any way back to my story.  so i got all turned around.  by this time it was snowing real bad.  so i started walking around.  i walked down a street... and then back up a street.... and then back down... finally i thought i had found the bus i needed.  unfortunately i found the bus i needed but i got on the bus going the opposite way.... i ended up going on a nice bus ride by the university hospital and it ended in me getting kicked off the bus in the middle of the u campus.  i unfortunately was now lost in the enemy territory wearing my byu sweatshirt.  i am positive that u students can smell fear.... so i did the only thing that would help me survive i zipped up my coat and pretended that i was walking to class.  i finally found the bus stop and got onto bus number 6 and got back to temple square (where i started).  i never made it to alicia's house.... but i did make it out of the enemy territory!!!